Aaannd...we’re back!

After a month-long hiatus, Fun With Grindr is back! Sorry for the void of Grindr jollies, but sometimes life takes precedence (darn it!).

But we’re back and I have an iPhone so brimming with hot, droolworthy guys that I keep catching it masturbating in my pocket. (I was wondering where that unsightly moisture was seeping from...) So without further ado, today’s comeback posting is all hotness...

Beam me up

Scott’s going to look funny when he stands up and has a bunch of funny indents on his back...

Not that I’ll be paying much attention to that part of his anatomy.

He be illin’

Run, Dmc, run! I mean, he could walk this way, but it’s tricky. Because, y’know, it’s like that.

Watersports

Interesting how those on Grindr who don’t seem to be looking for a hookup always put a really hot shirtless photo as their profile? It’s like going to an adult bookstore and saying you’re there to look for an Archie Comics Digest.

Easy 2-Step Instructions!

I’d consider putting Tab A in Slot B a simple thing, wouldn’t you...?

Fuzzy was he?

Anyone who’s been hanging around here long enough knows I love just a little bit of fur on a guy. So this is pure hotness for me.

Although that green wall is making my stomach remember that green beer that I had a year ago on St. Patrick’s Day. (groan...) I’ll definitely not overdo it this year.

Though I’d overdo M here with no problem.

Missing half-naked summers...

Just a reminder of how much winter in the midwest sucks.

Hush. Don't say a word.

Why's KJ on Grindr? Looks like he already found someone inflated and plastic and who won't object to having sex.

Low Gun

He's just asking me to kick him in the crotch.

Sorry -- did I say 'kick'? I meant 'lick'...

Tilt

Just a damn cute guy.

That's all.

Dismissed.

Ho White

M: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, will I find an LTR on Grindr at all?

Mirror: M, M, before my glass, you may have to settle for just getting it up the ass...

My next boyfriend

Anyone who's read this blog long enough knows that the gentleman in this Grindr profile is rumored to be the very hot and talented Chris Salvatore.

He just recorded a new single and you can access it via YouTube here: Broke Another Heart

His other stuff, including the amazing song It's You, is available on iTunes here: iTunes: Chris Salvatore

Chris Salvatore's Official Site

Enjoy!

James the Just...hot

The name "James" means 'supplanter'.

I know what I'd like to su-plant into Jim...

Hypocrisy at its best

[sent in by Craig. Check out his amazingly funny blog: Puntabulous]

Leading the worship

If he runs, I'll run after him.

aka "Jordan"

Hey, look! Michael Stipe's on Grindr!

Who knew?

The first rule of Fight Club

Tyler looks like he could beat the shit out of anyone that dares attempt a chat.

Kinda makes me wanna attempt a chat.

Hair Bear

Take K2's head, turn it upside down, put it back on, and it would still kinda look the same...

Pirates of the Bear-a-seein'

Ahrr! What treasures thar be within ye ample chest...

Don't make Ken jealous

An ex-Marine with a Barbie fetish?