Low Gun

He's just asking me to kick him in the crotch.

Sorry -- did I say 'kick'? I meant 'lick'...

Tilt

Just a damn cute guy.

That's all.

Dismissed.

Ho White

M: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, will I find an LTR on Grindr at all?

Mirror: M, M, before my glass, you may have to settle for just getting it up the ass...

My next boyfriend

Anyone who's read this blog long enough knows that the gentleman in this Grindr profile is rumored to be the very hot and talented Chris Salvatore.

He just recorded a new single and you can access it via YouTube here: Broke Another Heart

His other stuff, including the amazing song It's You, is available on iTunes here: iTunes: Chris Salvatore

Chris Salvatore's Official Site

Enjoy!

James the Just...hot

The name "James" means 'supplanter'.

I know what I'd like to su-plant into Jim...

Hypocrisy at its best

[sent in by Craig. Check out his amazingly funny blog: Puntabulous]

Leading the worship

If he runs, I'll run after him.

aka "Jordan"

Hey, look! Michael Stipe's on Grindr!

Who knew?

The first rule of Fight Club

Tyler looks like he could beat the shit out of anyone that dares attempt a chat.

Kinda makes me wanna attempt a chat.

Hair Bear

Take K2's head, turn it upside down, put it back on, and it would still kinda look the same...

Pirates of the Bear-a-seein'

Ahrr! What treasures thar be within ye ample chest...

Don't make Ken jealous

An ex-Marine with a Barbie fetish?

Logan, run!

This is just a kickass, cool photo.

And he's certainly honest: "This pic is old I looks a lot worse now"

Well, okay, he could use a bit of help in the grammar department, but as long as he keeps quiet and doesn't cut me, we'll be fine...

Victor's Secret

I'm not sure what's worse -- boobs on a guy or boobs on Grindr.

And I'm thinkin' his profile name should be ROfunlift, due to his obvious need for additional support.

Hair Club

http://www.bosley.com

Happy Happy Boy Boy

Just some hot guys. And a boy. It's too creepy to speculate -- just concentrate on the two in the middle...

Though I doubt that kid's mom knows that his photo is being used on a gay hookup app...

Bring out the Pimp

Wow. He's. Freakin. Adorable.

I'm disappointed that he's not a pimp, though. Unless Notta Pimp is his name, in which case, my disappointment would be misplaced...

Damn kids!

Whoa, there, George. The young whippersnappers that you're watching walk on your lawn aren't worth the charges of homicide.

You just gotta trust me on that one.

And you seem just a tad higher-strung that someone who's just "hanging out"...

Crappy expression

Looking at Alexander from the shoulders up, he appears to be having a very satifying poo.

Auto-erotica

Damn, this is a hot car.

I wonder if it's a top or a bottom...

Here's hoping for bottom!