Oh...my...God.
I'm rendered speechless as a 240-pound Slip 'n Slide smiles at me from my Grindr screen. What environment is he in that he'd not only be all oiled up, but have someone nearby to snap a photo of the debacle?
And what would compel him to actually use the photo? ("Hmm...I wonder which pic will get me the most chats with hot guys... Hey! This one looks perfect!")
I'd be more frightened that he was only 91 miles away. That's a little too close...
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