Grindr God

There's so much happening in this photo that I keep forgetting to look at the subject of the pic.

I think the only reason he's shirtless is that he couldn't find an appropriate ensemble to go with those amazingly gay animal-print shorts. Which ironically makes me grateful for those amazingly gay animal-print shorts.

And what's with the framed Frank Sinatra 45 propped on the top of whatever the heck that blue thing is?

The mind boggles...