Well, blow me down!

Sheesh. Could a guy look or sound any more perfect?!

Surely he has a flaw somewhere.

Maybe he's French...

But I do agree with him on "No face = No chat". I've found that it's really difficult to carry on a conversation with a person who doesn't have one. I made the faux pas of taking a faceless guy out to dinner once. Cheap date, since he couldn't eat...