Ripe, not spoiled

Maybe it's the badboy cropped beard, maybe it's the longish hair, maybe it's the implication of a threesome, or maybe it's the messy kitchen, but this guy totally makes my socks go up and down.

Alright, it's not the messy kitchen...

And so help me, RipeJock better not be seen on Guys I Blocked on Grindr...!

2010 Outlook Awards: I'm nominated!

No, it's not an award for the website... :(

Your friendly neighborhood Spike -- and humble host here at Fun With Grindr -- has been nominated for a 2010 Outlook Award for Favorite Male Stripper!

But now it's up to you guys to help me win! The competition is really tough, so I'll need all the help I can get -- hence, the blatant Fun With Grindr solicitation. :)

Go to OutlookColumbus to select the winners from those nominated. Most of you won't know what to choose for most of the survey (and they make you select an answer for all of the categories), but as long as you select Spike Warden for Favorite Stripper, I'll be forever in your debt!

Thanks to all of those that choose to help me out!

And remember: It's not just a vote for me, it's a vote for all skinny guys with average-sized penises...

There's nothing wrong with Ohio...

It's cold and miserable here in the Midwest, so I thought I'd post a cute, happy guy on a warm, sunny beach.

Okay, somehow it's not really helping.

Reality hookup

This is one of those guys that shows up to your door and you find out he's ten years older, 70 pounds heavier and hasn't taken a picture of himself shirtless since he was a football player in high school.

Not...uh...that that sort of thing has ever...um...happened to me...

...yeah...

Mirror, mirror, on crack...

That's the gayest mirror I have ever seen.

I can't even comment on Josh, his package, or his lack of undergarment fashion sense -- I just can't get past that damn mirror...

I didn't mean to turn you on

Um...what? Are you sure you're not here for hookups? Because your attire kinda says differently.

Of course, wearing nothing but a towel could also mean you're looking for someone to do your laundry.

Yeah...I bet that's it...

Experiencing Rembrandt

Remember that episode when Ross whitened his teeth just before going out on a hot date?

um...yeah...

Stay away from any blacklight, Jackson.

Wanna flip...burgers?

Well, it's good to know that Kevin has a plan once he hits 30, abs go to pot, and his modeling career is over.

caliente y atractivo

Is it germane to lust after this guy...?

Cum to the beach

Hey, that better be sand on that finger...

Maddeningly Hot Monday

I had to start the week with this OMG hottie. Except 'hottie' doesn't do him justice.

I'll do him justice, though...

My Pretty Tony

The hot-as-heck Tony here is trying to look all tough.

um...

y'know, it's kinda working...

Perfection sent to it's bloody death

Dammit, Jake, you'd be perfect if you weren't sporting a freakin' fauxhawk.

...sigh... Will the cute ones never learn...?

Oh, just 'dead' is fine...

Wow. This dude's hot as hell. I totally gotta chat with him and hook up. I bet his dick is huge, what with all the postmortem swelling and all...

(sorry. ew.)

No mo' faux!

In utter retaliation for all the fauxhawks that run rampant in city streets, like a rabid dog that doesn't realize it's already long dead, I give you Drew. Who actually has a real mohawk.

Congrats to our winner!

Congratulations Bryan M. of Salem, Wisconsin!

Bryan won a 2(x)ist gift pack worth over $50! Have fun in and out of those undies, Bryan.

Oh, and it just so happens that our happy winner writes about underwear (ironically enough)! Go to UndieFan to check out Bryan. Um...his writing, I mean. Not the...y'know...other thing... (though I know you want to) ;)

Cincinasty

Nasty is right. Because that's the only way I can think right now...

Crack me up

Excuse me, sir, but your ass is showing.

You keep dragon me back in!

I love tats. And this one's killer. I wanna have sex with it.

Mischief is my middle name

I have a feeling this sly little cutie's got something up his...uh, sleeve.